Brad Pitt is officially turning into Johnny Depp: another matinee idol who masks his good looks with unsexy facial hair. Pitt turned up in Tokyo this week for the premiere of "Moneyball" sporting a distressingly shaggy stoner mane and salt-and-pepper goatee.
Is he regrowing his weird beard? Let's hope not. [Editor's note: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.]
Pitt and Angelina Jolie left the kids at home to hit the red-carpet premiere as a Hollywood supercouple on Wednesday night: Jolie looked striking in a red dress and matching lipstick, while Pitt regressed back to the grungy, surfer-dude look he sported before doing the U.S. promotional circuit for "Moneyball."
The actor certainly knows how to sell a movie/passion project: he cleaned himself up to remind everyone of his "Thelma & Louise" days and stirred up some good old-fashioned controversy by insulting his long-suffering ex-wife. We kind of miss that Brad Pitt.
Kris Humphries threatening to reveal the truth about Kim’s butt
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Remember when Kim Kardashian X-rayed her butt to prove it's all real? According to a report of sketchy credibility in the Enquirer (via Celebitchy), Kris Humphries is threatening to expose the truth about her famous rear. Namely, that she uses padding to give it something extra.
"Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does," a source tells the tabloid. "He revealed all her secrets -- how she uses 'booty pads,' Spanx
and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it's not the same."Said source adds, with obvious glee: "He knows what the real thing looks like -- because he's reported it on his cell phone camera!"
Oh, for the love. Kris: either A) sign those divorce papers, take the money and run away from this Kardashian/divorshian nonsense or B) come forward and dish all the behind-the-scenes dirt rather than dispatching family members and other "sources" to do it for you.
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